clientsfromhell

clientsfromhell:

I was working with a client and his team designing some business marketing materials. At a point in my presentation, my client stops me with this statement:

Client: This is distracting. Nobody likes these…

He stands up next to the projected screen and waves his hand over a picture of a black man talking into his phone.

Client: Those black things. Ugh, you know -

He continues waving his hand as he searches for the word.

Client: Blackberry phones. Do people even use those anymore?

clientsfromhell

clientsfromhell:

To make a long story short, I was doing some work for a client that required me to be at their home for a few hours.

Client: I’m sorry I was unable to tell you this until now, but I just realized I have a meeting I have to go to now. I’ll be back in an hour, will that be okay?

Me: Sure, I…

clientsfromhell

clientsfromhell:

Client: We want custom designs for all of the signage of our campus buildings. Both exterior and interior.

Me: Okay, that’s a couple hundred designs, but we can definitely take care of that. Right now, I can tell you we’re looking at a few weeks to complete. I’ll need a few days to figure out…