huggypandas

wirelessinfidelity:

republicannibal:

piertotum-locomottor:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

water-music:

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Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work

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it’s the cutest cup :3

i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl

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Your cat bowl has nothing on my

Measuring cups

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u wanna go

have a taste of my cat teapot

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Bro, get a look at my

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Actual cat

Biatch please, I have a gang.

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It’s like that Subway commercial where everyone loves Avocados

Avocatos

youtubeofficial

How sexy is your name?

youtubeofficial:

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

shrek ;)

Fucking 961 get on my level

clientsfromhell

clientsfromhell:

A friend of a friend was recommended my services to discuss a project they had in mind. It took a bit of cajoling to get them to meet, and only then, it was only when I offered to sign a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) in order to protect their idea.

Client: I’m sure (mutual friend) told you…

clientsfromhell

clientsfromhell:

I was working with a client and his team designing some business marketing materials. At a point in my presentation, my client stops me with this statement:

Client: This is distracting. Nobody likes these…

He stands up next to the projected screen and waves his hand over a picture of a black man talking into his phone.

Client: Those black things. Ugh, you know -

He continues waving his hand as he searches for the word.

Client: Blackberry phones. Do people even use those anymore?